UH OH...

WE SPENT all Aggie's money and the rent is almost due//NOW SHE WILL LEARN WHAT A MINIMALIST IS (no more than 30 beers per day - Aggie)//YESTERDAY we set up at the courthouse in between City Hall, County Courthouse, etc., and Aggie got to see some real homeless folks (a man who was grateful to accept a half-drunk Coke from a woman passing by - Aggie), and also realize that even a major metropolitan city like Tucson is furloughing their people on 1 or 2 days per week, and there are few but homeless people and police people walking between the buildings.  Our expensive newspaper ad hasn't generated a single call, and the Craigslist ad just generated 100 copies of the same spam, and we are now resourcing my old try-and-find-a-piece-of-butt site, Tagged.  So I changed my profile.  Now, I'm in a relationship//sedentary and I ought to be able to think of something else to say here.  Oh, I got it:  I'm happy.  And pretty damned healthy for an old man.

Here's the message we've been sending to anyone who has accepted my friendship:  "I spent a couple of years on here trying to meet folks and had no luck with finding real people as far as relationship goes/however I know folks who did well// Am now using the site with my updated profile to try and establish myself here in Tucson, have been reading aura's and teaching hermetics for 70 years and decided to settle for a bit//appreciate your support in finding clients. I can be reached at couginamachek@aol.com or 602-386-8199/my lady Aggie and myself appreciate your friendship and would help you in your endeavors any way possible. Google "cougina" to find out more about me. Blessed be, Cougina"  What do you think?  How would you change this?  Would you respond to this old man? 

Here's another look at our new jewelry display setup.  Our selection was getting low after selling quite a few stones in Cottonwood.  But we just got a new shipment, and the view of all them together is pretty fabulous: red ruby and topaz; yellow and orange citrine, padparascha, and sapphire; green amethyst, phrenite, and tsavarite; blue aquamarine, tanzanite, topaz, and sapphire; and one small spinel; purple amethyst and tourmaline.

We have a good variety of large and smaller sized stones in every color, for every chakra situation.  For example, we find ourselves overstocked with large, 20-40 carat madeira citrine (orange 2nd-3rd chakra), and would be willing to set any of these stones in 925 sterling for $50 plus $4 per carat. We also have some beautiful pink tourmaline in the 15-25 carat range (a rarity in sizes over 10 carats) that we would be more than willing to set for an individual that needs a secondary support function between their body and soul.  You understand that a healthy pregnant woman develops that beautiful pink in her health aura during gestation.  And at your request, we would be more than willing to gestate a thought (any desire) in the setting, for only $6 per carat and $50 for the setting.

Also, we have picked up 100 pairs of silver plated feather earrings that would make an absolutely wonderful Christmas present for a younger person, for $2 per pair.  (Minimum 5 pairs - we have to pay postage.)  They may even be good for tickling your partner erotically - now that is an inexpensive adult toy.

THINK PURPLE
BLESSED BE
COUGINA