UH OH...

WE SPENT all Aggie's money and the rent is almost due//NOW SHE WILL LEARN WHAT A MINIMALIST IS (no more than 30 beers per day - Aggie)//YESTERDAY we set up at the courthouse in between City Hall, County Courthouse, etc., and Aggie got to see some real homeless folks (a man who was grateful to accept a half-drunk Coke from a woman passing by - Aggie), and also realize that even a major metropolitan city like Tucson is furloughing their people on 1 or 2 days per week, and there are few but homeless people and police people walking between the buildings.  Our expensive newspaper ad hasn't generated a single call, and the Craigslist ad just generated 100 copies of the same spam, and we are now resourcing my old try-and-find-a-piece-of-butt site, Tagged.  So I changed my profile.  Now, I'm in a relationship//sedentary and I ought to be able to think of something else to say here.  Oh, I got it:  I'm happy.  And pretty damned healthy for an old man.

Here's the message we've been sending to anyone who has accepted my friendship:  "I spent a couple of years on here trying to meet folks and had no luck with finding real people as far as relationship goes/however I know folks who did well// Am now using the site with my updated profile to try and establish myself here in Tucson, have been reading aura's and teaching hermetics for 70 years and decided to settle for a bit//appreciate your support in finding clients. I can be reached at couginamachek@aol.com or 602-386-8199/my lady Aggie and myself appreciate your friendship and would help you in your endeavors any way possible. Google "cougina" to find out more about me. Blessed be, Cougina"  What do you think?  How would you change this?  Would you respond to this old man? 

Here's another look at our new jewelry display setup.  Our selection was getting low after selling quite a few stones in Cottonwood.  But we just got a new shipment, and the view of all them together is pretty fabulous: red ruby and topaz; yellow and orange citrine, padparascha, and sapphire; green amethyst, phrenite, and tsavarite; blue aquamarine, tanzanite, topaz, and sapphire; and one small spinel; purple amethyst and tourmaline.

We have a good variety of large and smaller sized stones in every color, for every chakra situation.  For example, we find ourselves overstocked with large, 20-40 carat madeira citrine (orange 2nd-3rd chakra), and would be willing to set any of these stones in 925 sterling for $50 plus $4 per carat. We also have some beautiful pink tourmaline in the 15-25 carat range (a rarity in sizes over 10 carats) that we would be more than willing to set for an individual that needs a secondary support function between their body and soul.  You understand that a healthy pregnant woman develops that beautiful pink in her health aura during gestation.  And at your request, we would be more than willing to gestate a thought (any desire) in the setting, for only $6 per carat and $50 for the setting.

Also, we have picked up 100 pairs of silver plated feather earrings that would make an absolutely wonderful Christmas present for a younger person, for $2 per pair.  (Minimum 5 pairs - we have to pay postage.)  They may even be good for tickling your partner erotically - now that is an inexpensive adult toy.

THINK PURPLE
BLESSED BE
COUGINA

A CREATION STORY

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I  will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.  How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God saw it was good.



On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.  For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?  That's a pretty long time to perform.  How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God, again saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.  For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.  How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.  For this, I'll give you twenty years." But the human said, "Only twenty years?  Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"  "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."  

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.  For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.  For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.  And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
  

Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.  I'm doing it as a public service.  If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

THINK GREEN
BLESSED BE
COUGINA

TODAY'S UPDATE

Today is a day of celebration: 

Aggie had a hermetic breakthrough (more information about hermetic breakthroughs on covinahermiticia.ning.com). 

We are licensed to do business in Tucson (still seeking business though).

The Coug, not having ridden his bike in several months, rode about 8 miles to City Hall and back.  And he's bragging about it later, which means he is feeling like himself.

THINK GREEN
BLESSED BE
COUGINA & AGGIE

Warren Buffet: Well, I have to start somewhere...

WARREN BUFFET PLAN TO SAVE THE COUNTRY!

Warren Buffett, in a recent interview with CNBC, offers one of the best
quotes about the debt ceiling:

"I could end the deficit in 5 minutes," he told CNBC. "You just pass a law
that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all
sitting members of Congress are ineligible for re-election. The 26th
amendment (granting the right to vote for 18 year-olds) took only 3 months
& 8 days to be ratified! Why? Simple! The people demanded it. That was in
1971...before computers, e-mail, cell phones, etc. Of the 27 amendments to
the Constitution, seven (7) took 1 year or less to become the law of the
land...all because of public pressure.

Warren Buffet is asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of
twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do
likewise.
In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the
message. This is one idea that really should be passed around.

*Congressional Reform Act of 2011*

1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office
and receives no pay when they are out of office.

2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All
funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security
system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system,
and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for
any other purpose.

3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans
do.

4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay
will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the
same health care system as the American people.

6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American
people.

7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective
1/1/12.
The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen
made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor,
not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours
should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.

If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take
three days for most people (in the U.S.) to receive the message. Maybe it is
time.

THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!! If you agree with the above, pass it on.
If not, just delete. You are one of my 20. Please keep it going.

HOW ABOUT THIS FOR AN OLD MANS JOURNEY

SOME PICS OF OUR NEW LIFE

Earlier we gave you photos of the exterior of our new casita.  Now, as promised, a look at the interior.  Here is a view of the living room.  We have a jewelry display table, a reading table, and a desk, which serves as a laptop station (for blogging and Hulu movie watching) and a jewelry workshop.  Celia is one of our two new houseplants.

The living room also contains a new gemstone display case.  All of the gemstones, displayed like this, are beautiful and create quite the energetic effect.   Close to it, on the same wall, is the hermetic altar station, which also holds a few books and a boom box.  I, Aggie, the snobby audiophile, have to admit that our $60 RCA boom box from WalMart has a perfectly acceptable sound.

Aggie's new mountain bike.  Augustina, our van, is going to be resting quite a bit while we use the bikes as our main mode of transportation.  We are both excited that Tucson is such a bike-friendly city.  Many major streets have bike lanes, there is a long and lovely trail along the river, and hardcore rides in the mountains just outside of town.  We are both so looking forward to getting back in physical condition.

The bedroom.  Most everything in the place came from thrift shops, but we did splurge on a new futon.  The solid oak bookcase headboard cost $5.99.  Mathilde, our other plant, stays on Cougina's side of the bed, where she provides him with additional feminine support...

I think I can speak for Cougina also, in saying that, if we have to be sedentary, this is the perfect place to do it.  This 425 square feet of heaven is just right for us.   



THINK GREEN
BLESSED BE
COUGINA AND AGGIE

RITUAL MAGIC IS SO MUCH FUN

While I can't really discuss what happened, I can assure you that it was fun.  A little too sexual for the average dogmatic individual, but all of a sudden, it would seem that the virus has lost its viral ability and been sodomized by the hermetic principles of reality.

As a result of that, the true self of the magician is once again apparent in your reality.  I wish to thank anyone of my friends from the private blog who exercised autoerotic energy in order to assist me in achieving the wonderful healing.

Of course, I did not really get to enjoy them, as much as I did those few absolutely wonderful, powerful, committed women who spent three days making sure that my sexual attitudes were rather preeminent. 

WHILE IT MAY SEEM THAT MANY TIMES AS I GET OLDER AND OLDER, I GET A LITTLE TOO LAZY OR A LITTLE TOO TIRED, ONE OF THE MOST WONDERFUL THINGS IN MY SPACE MANIFESTS ITSELF IN THE FEMININE FORM THAT IS WILLING TO STIMULATE, FELLATE, AND COLLATE MY SPACE IN SUCH A WAY THAT I MAY RETURN TO VITALITY.  I WISH TO THANK THEM ALL. 

MY LADY (AGNES) AND MYSELF ARE IN THE PROCESS OF SETTLING INTO THE WONDERFUL CITY OF TUCSON, AZ, SO IF YOU KNOW ANYONE IN THIS AREA WHO MAY NEED HIS/HER HEAD SHRUNK, OR, PERHAPS, HIS/HER REALITY CHANGED IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER, YOU MAY REFER THEM TO ME. couginamachek@aol.com 602 386 8199.  

As a true meaning of expression, I wish to thank everyone for tolerating my behavior over the last few months while I have been very ill.  My lady is about to bring you up to date on our activities.  Trust self, get your finger out of your ---, and get 'er done.

THINK GREEN
BLESSED BE
COUGINA